Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 20, 2020

May all our results come back negative…..

Dad’s in a retirement home. I get a hot poker shoved up my nose every two weeks so I ( he ) can get a half hour visit once a week.

And I could make this political about some guy who took this very hard test

I knew a guy who got great results from the IQ Test! MENSA heard about his score and begged him to be president of MENSA. He declined – he designed the test!!!!

He should have studied harder.

Must mean that Loon is from an alternate Universe if his I.Q. Test is negative. Since in this Universe one can’t have an I.Q. below Zero.

anything is possible in a comic strip

Should have hired some guy to take the test for you. Like somebody with bone-spurs

Trump has tested negative many times. Doctors amazed at cognitive results too.

This strip was in the Dallas Morning News when I was a kid, eons ago. I regret not reading it regularly back in the olden days.

Donald Trump proves otherwise.

There must be a brain to register an IQ.

Not a good likeness of trump.. but the thought is there.

He is competitive with a certain Electoral College president.

When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school; It’s a wonder I can think at all; And though my lack of education hasn’t hurt me none – I can read the writing on the wall… (Paul Simon – Kodachrome)

I had my virus test last Mon. and it was (is) negative!!!!