Close to Home by John McPherson for July 09, 2020

I thought eagles were endangered…

A hole-in-one would rate you four porters.

Actually, he won Powerball last week and is showing off.

Flip him the birdie.

seems legit to me……

That seems an uncomfortable and inefficient way for the bearers to carry the car.

A maybach would’ve sufficed

Let’s hope Trump does not see this cartoon. Otherwise, Pence and Barr will have a codicil added to their contracts.

Sometimes, the best thing about winning is thinking about how other people must be thinking about you.

“Yeah, but just earlier he bogie’d on 4, so they dumped him right in the water hazard! I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pret-ty goooood about my golf cart right now!”

Number 5 hole is a par 3.

Usually he rolls with his caddie …

That’s par for the course with this guy.

I wonder if the caddies get paid extra.

Why do the porters look like his clones? Or are they alternate universe versions of Phil Wazner?

Everybody looks alike on “Close to Home”

I know the glory !!!

I heard that on a golf commentator’s whisper.

Phil Wazner exists. :)

I used to play golf with a guy like that. Whee not no more.

I doubt that he needed an eagle to be a pompous @$$.