Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 06, 2020

Like most (if not all) reality shows, it will be carefully scripted from opening to closing credits. They’ll even script the outtakes.

Lady, you’ve long missed the window of opportunity.

OK I’ll do it. But should I cheat on you with your sister or your mother?

Not worth it, Sweetheart!

let’s go back to fiction already…

It’s not ‘having an affair,’ it’s ‘retroactive puberty.’

OK then. Let’s do it till we get it right.

She’s gotta a crush on Jerry Springer.

Read my lips, no new Kardashians!

She’s secretly hopin and a wishin….$$$$$

Honey, that didn’t work in “Shock Treatment” and it won’t work here. You’re cute, but you’re not Jessica Harper cute.

Isn’t cheating a prerequisite?

Always look on the bright side of life…

Naked and Afraid….the un-redacted tapes.

It seems inconceivable, but some have probably broken into reality TV by thinking this way.

If he won´t cheat on her, she can always cheat on him.

“Honey, I called your agent and he says the offer is actually for an episode of Divorce Court"…

Ending just after they throw the switch on the electric chair, but maybe it will be cancelled before I have to go that far.

Too late! “Cheaters” is already filling that reality TV spot, lame beyond belief…