Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2020

Unsocial distancing.

Her glasses must get ‘McSteamy’ at that distance.

Someone’s likely going to get sued over grazing rights.

Now they’re going to hire someone for traffic control in the narrow hallway. :-)

And beware the COVID-19 patients!

I’m reminded of Jackie Gleason and Art Carney…When you come down there is no other side of the hallway.

Fifty trades of graze…

How can I make an impression on people?

Stand in a crowded elevator!

That show is on my last nerve…enough already!

I thought Graze Anatomy was a mail-order snack-box company for cannibals?

Just give them the ole brush off.

Graze Anatomy.. this weeks guest star, Hannibel Lechter

With all due respect to intentional “contacts,” many now live in fear of accidentally “grazing” someone of the opposite sex! This takes on a more serious meaning in 2019 and 2020!