A couple is camping at a lake and the husband returns from fishing all morning. The wife decides to take the boat out and just relax and read. An hour later, the game warden pulls up next to her and asks for her fishing license.
“I don’t have a license, I just came out to read”
“But you have all the necessary gear with you, so for all I know you could start at any time. I’m going to have to fine you.”
“In that case, I will be filing a charge against you for sexual assault”
“Why? I haven’t even touched you or come aboard your boat!”
“Yes, but you have all necessary gear, so for all I know you could start at any time.”
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 4 years ago
How “gross” can he get?
Superfrog over 4 years ago
But the fish is online?
GoComicsGo! over 4 years ago
“Close. Sweetie.”
Nighthawks Premium Member over 4 years ago
so, what is your net worth?
Gent over 4 years ago
Here’s a YouTube tutorial on how to catch fish.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Give him the gaff, woman!
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
In all the years I’ve been following his strip, it only now just occurred to me …
Mike must’ve gotten his start drawing isobar maps for USGS or NOAA.
Digital Frog over 4 years ago
A couple is camping at a lake and the husband returns from fishing all morning. The wife decides to take the boat out and just relax and read. An hour later, the game warden pulls up next to her and asks for her fishing license.
“I don’t have a license, I just came out to read”
“But you have all the necessary gear with you, so for all I know you could start at any time. I’m going to have to fine you.”
“In that case, I will be filing a charge against you for sexual assault”
“Why? I haven’t even touched you or come aboard your boat!”
“Yes, but you have all necessary gear, so for all I know you could start at any time.”
“Have a nice day Ma’am
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You need to get the net for her.