Cornered by Mike Baldwin for August 29, 2020

You should “watch” out to avoid being unfashionably late.

This is just toooooo stereotypic! I’ve lived with it for lots of years. Ya just gotta go with the flow and find a way to keep yourself occupied. She’s worth it.

My grandmother was so notoriously late for everything that my grandfather would keep all the clocks set an hour fast.

As a final tribute to her, when she died in 1973, the family made arrangements with the mortuary to bring her casket to the chapel an hour after the services were supposed to start.

Is that what they mean by “a trackless waste”?

He became a park fixture, after all, its been 3 years since that day…

At first I thought it was the man apologizing for having followed his friend the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland underground, and then having lost track of time and fallen asleep down there.

An updated Rip Van Winkle.

Hate it when that happens, especially with metered parking.

I’m impatient. I would have given up after the third year.