Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 04, 2020

Don’t forget to “grease” her palm for the courtesy.

Don’t like it to “Moo” when you bite it?

Once on an airplane, I was served a piece of steak so rare that a good vet could have had it back on its feet in half an hour.

Now with extra prions.

Disorder, dat order, what’s the difference?

Looks like his appetite isn’t suffering…

DJT?

The joke is rare vs well-done, I presume?

Better yet: Done Well.

I do not have a disorder, but I do prefer well-done to blood oozing all over my plate—-icky, yucky.

Nobody should order a pink burger unless they are sure it is from a steak cut. I have the same aversion to food poisoning!