The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 23, 2011

Uh no, it’s not…

Death from above!

That’s why it’s a Bison

♫ Bicycle, bicycle… I want to ride my– Bison fall! Bison fall!

Last words for your tomestones

That sign’s only for people who don’t know what they’re doing.

This must be Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump in Canada. I am not making that up. It is a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Seriously.

Dave Barry makes reference to it in several of his hilariously funny books.

They deserved to get crushed.

Strange buffalo: horns rotated 90°, and under the chin, while the other visible parts of the head: eye, ear, nose, and mouth (above the eye) positions are upside down.

Sign makes me think wildebeest, not buffalo.

If you don’t have the documents to get back into the US, there’s Ulm Pishkun (http://lewisandclarktrail.com/section3/montanacities/greatfalls/ulmpishkun/), AKA First Peoples Buffalo Jump (http://www.browningmontana.com/ulmpishkun.html), Madison Buffalo Jump (http://www.bozemannet.com/nature/buffalo_jump.php), Wahkpa Chu’gn (http://www.buffalojump.org/), AKA Havre Buffalo Jump (http://www.montanawithkids.com/havre/201005191109/havre-buffalo-jump-offers-amazing-historical-insight/), …, but probably not Buffalo Jump (caution: http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=244 website is XXX rated), and that’s just MT.

that gives a whole new meaning to letting the chips fall where they may

Looks like they are near Buffalo. Maybe that’s a flying bison http://www.flyingbisonbrewing.com/

If it was warning you of falling cats, the sign would be upside down.

So that’s where buffalo wings come from.

The area between the Rockies and Cascades is known as the Great Bison.

Flying buffaloes? So that’s where “buffalo wings” come from!!!

Yes, I have Dogsniff. He’s the best writer about Florida since John D. McDonald.

This bull’s got the drop on you.