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As a young confused government employee with a high clearance, Scientologists became my only friends in Washington. My superiors suggested I seek enlightenment elsewhere. Goodby pretty girls who told me how wonderful I was.
pcolli almost 14 years ago
“Please insert more money for a further three minutes.”
aarken almost 14 years ago
For Buddhist, don’t press anything because this call is an illusion.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
For Scientology, keep holding down the button until they approve your press release.
aarken almost 14 years ago
I’d forgotten all about Scientology, which is strange because they have quite a heavy presence in this city. Coyoty got there first, ah well.
pcolli almost 14 years ago
For Jedi, the force will be with you as soon as it’s available.
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
As a young confused government employee with a high clearance, Scientologists became my only friends in Washington. My superiors suggested I seek enlightenment elsewhere. Goodby pretty girls who told me how wonderful I was.
Christopher Shea almost 14 years ago
For Pastafarianism, press garlic.
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Press Ate.
Jml58 almost 14 years ago
For satanism press 666
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
♫ If You Wanna Get to Heaven ♫
Or just phone a Friend.
trekkermint almost 14 years ago
love this can’t think of nothing for unitarians or pagans
TealCuttlefish almost 14 years ago
If you’re Unitarian, choose a religion to learn more about. If you’re Pagan, get off your knees and go do something.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
“For Catholicism, read yesterday’s strip.”