New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for April 06, 2011

“Please insert more money for a further three minutes.”

For Buddhist, don’t press anything because this call is an illusion.

For Scientology, keep holding down the button until they approve your press release.

I’d forgotten all about Scientology, which is strange because they have quite a heavy presence in this city. Coyoty got there first, ah well.

For Jedi, the force will be with you as soon as it’s available.

As a young confused government employee with a high clearance, Scientologists became my only friends in Washington. My superiors suggested I seek enlightenment elsewhere. Goodby pretty girls who told me how wonderful I was.

For Pastafarianism, press garlic.

What about the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Press Ate.

For satanism press 666

♫ If You Wanna Get to Heaven ♫

Or just phone a Friend.

love this can’t think of nothing for unitarians or pagans

If you’re Unitarian, choose a religion to learn more about. If you’re Pagan, get off your knees and go do something.

“For Catholicism, read yesterday’s strip.”