Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 15, 2020

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    Free diving, SCUBA and hard hat diving are each for different environments and for different purposes. None of them are for picking up after a Great Dane.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I’d go for option four.

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    Old Girl  over 4 years ago

    1 Off the Mark

    2 Luann

    3 Another Week of Summer Chatter to What End?

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    deadstick  over 4 years ago

    One of these things is not like the others. Hard hat diving (a) is always WORK, not fun, and (b) pays a LOT.

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    Markov Da Robot  over 4 years ago

    I say Snorkeling.

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    abennett Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The guy in the fish tank would be wearing a Mk. V dive helmet and suit. They’re a lot of fun to dive in, but you need at least one helper to get it on and off.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  over 4 years ago

    I think there’s a deeper message here. Being aware of just how bad it can be for the least fortunate among us makes us aware of just how easy our lives really are. I mean, really, have you looked at how people live in the slums of third world countries, in the refugee camps filled with people fleeing endless war and genocide? Those are the picking-up-Great Dane-poop “choices.”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    You want test questions with no-brainer options? Try these:

     Quick Quiz

    Q1: Which of these things does not belong?

       A) herpes

       B) AIDS

       C) syphilis

       D) timeshares

    Q2: Which of these things does not belong?

       A) a lobster

       B) a trout

       C) a crab

       D) a Vietnamese who’s been run over by a steamroller

    Q3: Which of these things does not belong?

       A) Adolf Eichmann

       B) Osama bin Laden

       C) George W. Bush

       D) Barack Obama

    Q4: Which of these things does not belong?

       A) Question 1

       B) Question 2

       C) Question 3

       D) Question 4

     KEY TO ANSWERS

    Q1: C. You can get rid of syphilis.

    Q2: B. All the rest are crushed asians.

    Q3: A. While all are responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent victims, only Eichmann was following orders.

    Q4: C. All the rest are jokes.

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    braindead Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Would you rather:

    1.) Total lockdown forever.

    2.) Let ’er rip!

    3.) Formulate and execute a plan using science and accurate, reliable data.

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    Note: Alternative 3 is too complex for Trump Disciples to process, so they should stick with one of the other two.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Shades of Huck Finn? It would be more fun!

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    MFRXIM Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Would you rather walk to school, or carry your lunch?

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    I would totally LOVE to try out a 19th century diving rig!

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    childe_of_pan  about 2 years ago

    “Nothing is real; everything is permitted”

    A) True

    B) False

    C) Meaningless

    D) All of the above

    E) None of the above

    F) All of the above

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