Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 18, 2020

If only concussions could explain Trump voting.

Winslow wanting to fly is one of the best running gags of this strip.

And he is right: We have to believe in something!

Wear a helmet .

Right now, I believe I will live long enough to get the vaccine when it becomes available. Anything else is superfluous.

We should all believe in something…and I believe I’m going to have another toke.

Things you HAVE to believe:

When the weather warms up, it’ll be gone.

We have 15 cases, soon to be zero, and we’re doing an incredible job.

It’s all the responsibility of the states.

Federal stockpiles are for US, not the states, those whiners.

LIBERATE Minnesota. Virginia. Michigan.

People get better just by going to work.

By the end of June, we’ll be on the other side of this.

By July, we’ll be rocking!

99% of cases are harmless.

If we test less, we’ll get fewer cases.

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And Mexico will pay for it.

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#TraitorTrump

Science should not stand in the way of this.

Sadly, some beliefs can hurt you or the ones you love….

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Former game show host Chuck Woolery announced Wednesday his son has tested positive for COVID-19, just days after Woolery accused medical professionals and Democrats of lying about the virus in an effort to hurt the economy and President Trump’s reelection chances.

Woolery, who hosted several popular game shows including “Love Connection” and “Wheel of Fortune” and who is a staunch supporter of the president’s, has since deleted his Twitter account following the announcement about his son.

“To further clarify and add perspective, Covid-19 is real and it is here. My son tested positive for the virus, and I feel for of those suffering and especially for those who have lost loved ones," Woolery tweeted before his account disappeared.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/media/507663-chuck-woolery-deletes-twitter-account-after-announcing-his-son-has-coronavirus

I really do enjoy the occasional break from all covid all the time. Or all Trump.

I believe I’ll have another cup of coffee.

Don’t get too close to sun.

So that’s it…

And still no response to Russian bounties on American troops other than denial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3G9PsbhTAU

Well, I believe in the soul, the c*** the p**** the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Crash Davis Bull Durham

I believe after reading some of the right wing editorial comics, I will smoke a bowl.

I believe in coyotes, and time as an abstract, explain the change, the difference between what you want and what you need, there’s the key, your adventure for today, what do you do between the horns of the day?

R.E.M., “I Believe”

As God is my witness, I thought cartoon characters could fly!

Coyotes are highly adaptable even when the wolves and bears have been removed they live from Alaska to Mexico and in an urban and suburban environment.

One thing is for sure, the coyote is not a creature of the air.