Kliban by B. Kliban for July 08, 2020

Crocodiles and alligators aren’t nearly as nasty as politicians.

Washington D.C. is filled with politicians that should be flushed down the sewers now!!!

We always said,”Flush twice, it’s a long way to Washington!”

That’s really gross, and I fear there’s some truth to it…

T’is a consummation devoutly to be wished. (with a tip of the hat to Will Shakespeare )

They’re full??? Then clearly we need to build many, many more.

Anyone else hearing the Jaws theme?

They don’t call the old swamp, that’s now Washington D.C., Foggy Bottom for nothin’!

They always seem to end up in the SWAMP these days….

Don’t we wish.

“When you’re up to your ass in alligators, it’s hard to remember that your prime objective was to drain the swamp!”

Floating along with the rest of the turds.

serves them right

Evocative of Michael Shea’s Come Then, Mortal, We Will Seek Her Soul.