Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 21, 2011

“Never!” – S.J., Cupertino

“Now to make some money!” Wheel in soda and pizza cart - geek nourishment staples. Wheel in pay-per-poo porta potty. Nothing better than a captive market!

The new “Lie Pad.”

Now why would you want to do that?

It’ll be here tomarrow.

Do you know how to keep a GoComics fan in suspense?

See my comment tomorrow.

iLemmings.

Is Luddite really a bad name?

Not to worry, it’ll be here any moment, and then gone just as quick.

Steve Jobs school of advertising

The iGotta Get A Life.

And I’m a Mac user.

iWait

Hey! I own stock in that company!

Walk into a bar, conveniently “forget” your folder that contains the plans for the “hot new apple product in development”

Laugh as what ensues.

It must be embarrassing for all those gullible fools who line up for ANY new product to realize they are just putty in marketers’ hands…

baslim, thanks for the mention of the book….I’ll check it out…

All they have to do is say “Eh, we need your old devices to trade in for the new one” Put a sticker or whatever, then give it back say that it’s the new device…

“If you say you’re building it, they will come.”

Uh-Is this the end of the line?

I don’t get the people who line up for new gadgets/books/movies. By the time they are released, you’ve been waiting for months or even years. What’s waiting a few more days to avoid a crowd?

It’s been pulling them in since Abraham.

As long as its for a good cause!

April 1st……………….

15 hours to get to…. we all scream

iWish I’d bought Apple stock 15 years ago.

Great timing! Connan had a similar sketch last night for the iDEA. I hope people can find it on you tube.

Or, as Borowitz said…

http://tinyurl.com/3bjspdv

————————– Sent from my iPad 2

(Somebody has to say it! Why not me?)

…for ice cream!

If it doesn’t show up at least they’re in line for the next next big thing.