Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 21, 2011

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    rayannina  over 13 years ago

    “Never!” – S.J., Cupertino

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    weasel_monkey  over 13 years ago

    “Now to make some money!” Wheel in soda and pizza cart - geek nourishment staples. Wheel in pay-per-poo porta potty. Nothing better than a captive market!

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    Edcole1961  over 13 years ago

    The new “Lie Pad.”

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Now why would you want to do that?

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    roctor  over 13 years ago

    It’ll be here tomarrow.

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    Do you know how to keep a GoComics fan in suspense?

    See my comment tomorrow.

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    AlanDF  over 13 years ago

    iLemmings.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Is Luddite really a bad name?

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    DavidGBA  over 13 years ago

    Not to worry, it’ll be here any moment, and then gone just as quick.

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    Steve Jobs school of advertising

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    BloomCo  over 13 years ago

    The iGotta Get A Life.

    And I’m a Mac user.

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    vzs1022  over 13 years ago

    iWait

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    walruscarver2000  over 13 years ago

    Hey! I own stock in that company!

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    GeraldTarrant  over 13 years ago

    Walk into a bar, conveniently “forget” your folder that contains the plans for the “hot new apple product in development”

    Laugh as what ensues.

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    It must be embarrassing for all those gullible fools who line up for ANY new product to realize they are just putty in marketers’ hands…

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    baslim, thanks for the mention of the book….I’ll check it out…

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    Pelicanator  over 13 years ago

    All they have to do is say “Eh, we need your old devices to trade in for the new one” Put a sticker or whatever, then give it back say that it’s the new device…

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 13 years ago

    “If you say you’re building it, they will come.”

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    biltn1953  over 13 years ago

    Uh-Is this the end of the line?

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    notinksanymore  over 13 years ago

    I don’t get the people who line up for new gadgets/books/movies. By the time they are released, you’ve been waiting for months or even years. What’s waiting a few more days to avoid a crowd?

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    It’s been pulling them in since Abraham.

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    worldisacomic  over 13 years ago

    As long as its for a good cause!

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    Yukoneric  over 13 years ago

    April 1st……………….

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    treered  over 13 years ago

    15 hours to get to…. we all scream

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    tnazar  over 13 years ago

    iWish I’d bought Apple stock 15 years ago.

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    ishannon5289  over 13 years ago

    Great timing! Connan had a similar sketch last night for the iDEA. I hope people can find it on you tube.

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    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    Or, as Borowitz said…

    http://tinyurl.com/3bjspdv

    ————————– Sent from my iPad 2

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    yuggib  over 13 years ago

    (Somebody has to say it! Why not me?)

    …for ice cream!

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    If it doesn’t show up at least they’re in line for the next next big thing.

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