Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 04, 2020

Naw … ‘twas a murder hornet … Happy 4th to y’all …!

Double Trouble Maker

Float like a lepidoptera, parasitize like a hymenoptera.

/’don’t try to swat the Wasp he will only get angry and leave his Barbed stringer behind!Happend to Yours truly Back in`1979

Hang the witch!

i didn’t think nuns were allowed to have their burrows pierced

Last-minute rehearsing for the monthly Curse-off at the convent. Sister Victorine must have won the last one.

She took honors in “Advanced Cursing 504.”

Do black patent leather shoes really reflect up? Bwaaahahahaha

Happy Trails to you and the burrow Sister Victorine.

Asian giant hornets, the world’s largest wasp, have been spotted in Washington State, just north of where I live.

I think I prefer flying nuns.

You will find flying nuns in Philadelphia, PA. Sista Hood. Or Mt Hood Oregon.

In countries of the British Commonwealth nurses are called “Sister” because sisters were the original nurses. The little hats that nurses wore were based on a cut-down version of a nun’s wimple. I did not learn that until the end of my first year of post-doc studies. And now you can just learn that from Google.

Well, that’s not a nice thing to say about poor old Sister Victorine, Sister Teresa! What did she ever do to you?

Let us pray for all the souls in the habit of the Sisters of the Perpetually Lame of Froglandia!

The wasp, cork screwed a stinger into her butt. It was a sight to see, fireworks in Froglandian’s outer cave district.

…let’s have none of that…

…gosh, that’s mighty mean for a nun…

…nothing worse than an itch you can’t sctatch…

…da fahder won’t like dis one bit…

…you are what you eat…

…White Anglo-Saxon Protestants ain’t done nothing to nobody…

… that’s called an Edgar Rice burrow…

… have a happy 4th of July…

…(more than a half is wasteful)…

Victorine? That’s a new one. (Actually, I looked it up and found several nuns with this name. Who knew?)