Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 16, 2020

I’m a squid skinner. I skin squids. I’m the most skillful squid skinner that ever skinned squids.

Squiddy Snax are great fresh out of the Air Fryer!

Say “sequinned squid skins”. Now do it ten times, fast

You can get out of it, Agnes, but it won’t be through any get-rich-quick schemes. It will be through that place you hate going to after summer is over.

Our Midwestern squids are generally pretty placid. But the ones from out of the Mississippi are sometimes nasty.

I like her friend’s choice in TV shows

You could go sell seashells by the seashore, or try to figure out how much wood a woodchuck chucks (if a woodchuck could chuck wood)… ☺

Festus cracks me up, too.

that was one of our favorite shows back in the 50s.

Yup, Festus was always my favorite. Him and Ruth.

I love Trout’s tongue-twister in the second panel.