Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 22, 2020

Instead of an interrogation maybe he needs to try an inferrogation.

They should be able to find a charge that sticks.

I’am rubber, you’re glue..bounces off me, and sticks to U

He only responds to poles.

Pierre with his jaunty beret has a magnetic personality; if you have an iron will, he will draw you in.

But I’m positive he’s the robber and that he took in a huge U-Haul.

The crime? Stalking Jacques Q-steau.

He obviously lettered at Mime University.

But I do – try him.

Y not?

VOY! Eh?

When they put him in a cell, he’ll be trapped in a box

Do U mime!

They need to send him to degauss chamber.

Oh my god what a dad joke

And then there’s “I”, his partner in mime. They do an “I mime, u mime” routine.