Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 17, 2020

In my book, Marigold did the exact opposite of “lose-ie.”

I think the “Whinny” contest isn’t until next week.

As Marshall Bruce Mathers III said, “do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime” (his “Lose Yourself” song).

Whatever you do, don’t get whiney about it.

You did great, Mari! Just ignore them neigh-sayers!

“Can’t win at neighing….let’s try DJ!”

So they said neigh to her whinny. She-haw’t to have known better.

At least Marigold didn’t Snort… THAT would have been embarrassing.

Oh no. Poor Marigold. I feel so bad for her. In my book, public humiliation is one of the worst things.

Whoops! Siked yourself out, huh?

Merriam-Webster defines a whinny as a low and gentle neigh. Marigold should appeal the judges’ ruling.

Oof! That’s not going away anytime soon!

That’s not fair! She was trying to alert everyone to the fact that Danica McKellar was in the audience!

Nay-Bores unwelcome

At least Marigold can still have fun with her friend.

Shouldn’t that be ‘Welcome Neighbors?’

Poor Marigold! Absolutely LOVE Sue here.

I guess the neighs have it.

This one actually had me laughing out loud!

Those judges were just a bunch of neigh-sayers anyway!

Better try next time, Marigold. :(