Close to Home by John McPherson for July 14, 2020

I remember doing something like that when I was younger. Took a needle and thread and kind of did zig zags on my finger. Not very deep. I would just rip the thread out later.

How quaint for a little biker. Bleeb better make sure the dude doesn’t fart.

Um, “Home is where the harlet is”? Or maybe Harley? Hmmm…

At least it’s less permanent.

Back of the truck is where the Harley is…again.

See, former art forms can always be revived and used again! This one could be worth a fortune in 100 years on Antique Roadshow.

Bleeb is looking for a place for the ultimate tattoo

Oh my lord. Now everyone will be doing it.

Don’t you mean “tattoo idiots”? Just a bunch of freaks.

You big sissy.

To me, it looks sew-sew.

“I’m sorry sonny, I know this hurts quite a bit, but I also know that you’re a tough biker dude, and can take it. Besides, I‘m just a minute away from being finished with your tattoo of….who is this again? Justin Bieber?“

Where’s the color?

Well, it worked for Rambo in the 2nd movie…

I’ve seen some pictures of people doing that kind of thing with body hair (shaving artfully, that is).

Better him then me.

I’d call it the “snitches get stitches” if I had a business like that

Left him in stitches.

OMG, I didn’t think McPherson could draw an uglier person, but here she is.

For the true masochist.

Man there are some ugly people in McPherson’s comic world.