Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 21, 2020

Uh, Rip, it’s not “upping the ante” when it’s not your life on the line.

I think that crack has earned Rip a night on the couch the second night after he and Breezy get home.

Where’s poke salad Annie when you need her?

Didn’t one of those alligators just save Breezy’s life? She can’t be in any real danger from him now.

Ha, skull fools. You dunno that those alligators work for Haywire!

How did Breezy end up being tied up again (though this time over a tub of ’gators) when we left her and Rip trying to escape yesterday.

Lexy should look out for Rip’s eyes; Mr. Miyagi said “Always look at eyes”.

KA-UPPING THE ANTE!

Still think Lexy can be reformed, Breezy?

I must’ve missed something. Yesterday Breezy was in Rip’s arms, and now she’s strung up? How could they have done that with Rip there?

And if Rip gets the treasure for you, then you will let Breezy go and everyone lives ever after? I think not! Time to get those fist to giggling, RIP, and take care of business now.

Either the good gator is pretending to be hungry for Breezy, or he’s rallying the troops to arrange another rescue.