Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for April 19, 2011

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 13 years ago

    “You want me to have an ABORTION!”

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    Dkram  over 13 years ago

    Cosmo old buddy, you should be more clear on what for a quote, He’s a politician after all.

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    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    “The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you gotta load or unload, go to the white zone. You’ll love it. It’s a way of life…” –Frank Zappa, “Joe’s Garage Part I”

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    No stopping in the red zone

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    TexTech  over 13 years ago

    Nice one, FishStix. Yes, they were outlawed but unfortunately they have not all gone away!

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    linsonl  over 13 years ago

    Airplane!!! The greatest spoof of disaster movies of all time.

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    What a load!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There’s never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen Betty, don’t start up with your white zone bleeep again.

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    “Airplane” may be considered today a documentary.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Airplane was good, but like puddleglum, my thoughts went to Zappa

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