Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 24, 2020

Hazing the new surgery resident.

Hey, it’s not like this is brain surgery or anything.

Just don’t kick while he’s re-sewing the aorta…

OOPs! Well he didn’t need that anyway.

Always the last to know.. LOL

just not when he’s holding the scalpel!

Fauci’s lament

Up until the past few of months I never would have known if they were wearing their masks correctly. Seems to me they are tied way higher than they should be.

Is this going to go like Weird Al’s “Like a Surgeon” video?…..

Didn’t they do this to Old Ferret Face on M*A*S*H?

Lesson 1, never make the nurses mad.

Aorta do something about this.

Before a hernia surgery on my left side, I wrote See Other Side on my right side. When I got home from the surgery my Dad came over to see how I was doing. He said let me see where they cut you. I lowered my pants some and there were 2 bandages; one on either side. I pulled the bandage up on the right side, and the nurse or doctor had written, "OOPS!.

I am glad he is thinking ahead. I would want him to be awake while he was working on me.

Maybe it should read, “Give me a proctology exam.”