Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 24, 2020

Is that like scared straight?

The benefits of having a bad example around as a cautionary tale.

What’s wrong with a career wearing a turd costume?

I have a problem Pam’s type of thinking, and the message it send to her children. If a person can hold down a job, provide for self and family, especially if it’s a job they don’t really like, then they have nothing to feel bad about.

There is a short line between, ’I’m better than you because I have a better job’, and ’I’m better than you because I have a better skin color’.

Can we get a guy that dresses in a steak costume next?

Accentuate the positive, Goober Man!

OK – I went back 2 days and can’t find a reference and I’m almost afraid to ask: What is he supposed to be? (I know what he looks like…)

When I was in high school one of my classmates dropped out. I saw him a few months later walking around in a Mr. Peanut costume handing out samples of peanuts to kids in a grocery store. I never understood why he thought that was a good career path.

I forget. Is the “before” potato or the “after” potato?

Right now we’re all supposed to keep our social distance and wear a mascot. Or did I miss something?

It’s an assteroid from Yeranus!

You don’t want to be like him, he goes through a lot spleens.

I have to say I had a summer doing construction site cleanup in high school that reminded me why I was majoring in Engineering.