Adult Children by Stephen Beals for July 24, 2020

You’re in no position to knock it

If you love your job, it feels not like a job. Lucky guy!

Quick, sell him some magic beans. Pretty sure it would work on him.

The lowest I’ve ever been was getting a letter from the Mccorporate headquarters rescinding my Mcjob offer.

Just the way one should envision their work effort.

Worked in one in the early ‘60s. What I learned is that minimum wage jobs are harder than any “real” job I’ve ever had. Apparently the reason that “good” jobs are harder to get is that they’re less demanding.

I never had a regular job until I got married and needed the insurance. I ran trot lines in the morning and sold the fish from the back of my truck. Three nights a week I played music in the local bars, for the first couple of years I was too young to go up to the bar and had to wait on the stage during breaks. I always had plenty of money and did what I loved doing. The 70’s were great for me.

McDonald’s would have to pay me to eat their disgusting burgers