Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2011

TMI Zonk, TMI.

I second thebird55’s notion. WTMI

I always suspected it.

Say again, Zonker…

Is that a Pop-tart in frame 2? Whose is it?

Guessing you guys don’t remember the strip where Zonker opened a box full of his old things from the Vietnam War days, including his pantyhose.

I did not see that. I did not read that. I’m going to pull a Tommy act and play pinball.

No, it’s not TMI Zonk, it’s TV Zonk, as in Transvestite Zonk.

Come to think of it, have we ever seen Zonk with a girl? Hmm.

I couldn’t stand up in them……………..

Hmmm, I’m thinking Klinger Zonk…

sandfan, Zonker dated Mike’s secretary Marcia Feinbloom for a while. (She was his date to Charles and Di’s wedding.) She said it was like dating an elf…

Not helping, Z. Not helping.

Did you know that a lot of very “straight” men wear panty hose? We know a lot of guys that work in the cold here in Northern California and they wear pantyhose under their jeans or even under their “longjohns” to keep them warm.

Hunters use them a lot as do fishermen, loggers and so forth.

Just a bit of random information I thought you might like to know.

Good thing BD’s out of the room. Zonk and Sam are playing Boopsie to the max.

Sam’s in like Flynn now, and out of school for a week.

Convenience store robbers wear pantyhose. They’re pretty tough and macho.