Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 14, 2011
April 13, 2011
April 15, 2011
Transcript:
Boopsie: Honey, get real - you can't just miss a week of school! Sam: Why not? I would if I were sick! Boopsie: Yeah, but you're not sick! Sam: Mom, let me ask you something... when you were a little girl, didn't you ever dream of getting all dressed up and going to a fairy-tale wedding? Boopsie: Well, yes, I suppose I did... Sam: Of course you did! Zonker: Who didn't? I used to put on my mom's heels!
Convenience store robbers wear pantyhose. They’re pretty tough and macho.