Well, they aren’t gravy boats. Maybe seaworthy canollis?
It’s a kayak, because it looks the same coming or going.
A tortilla is a creature with a soft furry shell. Cross between a tortoise and a chinchilla.
Tortillas,,,for when the polar bear wants a taco…
If you call it a tortilla, you become taco meat when you go kayaking…
It may a spork, you can never tell.
Properly spelling is qajaq
This is supposed to be a turn on the old “50 words for snow” cliche, which is now considered racist.
“Some call it a spear, some call it an arrow.”
In sixth grade, we had a song that taught me four Eskimo words. Umiak, kayak, mukluk, tupik. Whatever anonymous drone wrote it succeeded in brainworming me for life.
We’ll see if I’m still singing it when I get to The Home.
B. Kliban
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Well, they aren’t gravy boats. Maybe seaworthy canollis?
dadoctah over 4 years ago
It’s a kayak, because it looks the same coming or going.
A tortilla is a creature with a soft furry shell. Cross between a tortoise and a chinchilla.
donwalter over 4 years ago
Tortillas,,,for when the polar bear wants a taco…
ForrestOverin over 4 years ago
If you call it a tortilla, you become taco meat when you go kayaking…
coltish1 over 4 years ago
It may a spork, you can never tell.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 4 years ago
Properly spelling is qajaq
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
This is supposed to be a turn on the old “50 words for snow” cliche, which is now considered racist.
Linguist over 4 years ago
“Some call it a spear, some call it an arrow.”
Kip W over 4 years ago
In sixth grade, we had a song that taught me four Eskimo words. Umiak, kayak, mukluk, tupik. Whatever anonymous drone wrote it succeeded in brainworming me for life.
We’ll see if I’m still singing it when I get to The Home.