The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 27, 2020

Will there be mints on the pilllows too!!!!?!

Were the new locks made by Goldi?

I suppose the TP is there since they’d be relieving themselves outdoors.

It’s just the bear truth, and it’s eally charmin’ !

Bairbnb?

What a Charmin scene.

Ah, that’s wonderful!

But how are the beds?

Does this have something to do with that phrase, “Is a bear Catholic?”

I see “Cubby Hollliday” Does he know Karen? (How many will get that), and yes it IS lame!

At last, a bearable habitat.

Just put exercise equipment in the woods. The humans will run away!

What? No indoor toilet? Ooooh pooooo!

“Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and the Little Bear Behind”!

Does this come with various bowls of porridge I wonder?

I hope the chairs are sturdier than the ones in our last place!

We’ll leave the light on for you.

But the local taxes are unbearable.

And they’ll wake up so refreshed, after staying at the Cubby Holliday Inn Express.

Free continental breakfast.. yes, with porridge

Is the bear catholic? .. Do 747s eat their young?

Only the little bear likes things just right—better to install individual thermostats for mama and papa

And a new sous vide will keep your soup at a constant temperature all day long!

Locks to keep out Goldilocks.

It’s the Goldilocks story’s family of bears talking with their Realtor. “Just right”.