FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 03, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 4 years ago

    Maalox? Is that somewhat similar to Old Spice?

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    Wilde Bill  over 4 years ago

    She is blind. Maybe she doesn’t need the Maalox.

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    michaeljwolff  over 4 years ago

    Some of the worst months of my life were spent on a temp assignment in Vehicle Registration for a particular county. And apparently my opinion wasn’t unique. The person in the cubicle next to mine would regularly chug from a big bottle of Maalox.

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    Ray_C  over 4 years ago

    “Old Spice means quality”, said the captain to the bosun. “Just look for the package with the ship that sails the ocean.” Anybody THAT old? I guess the ship picture was to suggest that they were bringing in aromatic spices from around the world. Maybe they were. Maybe that was the problem.

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    kab2rb  over 4 years ago

    Make or buy a simple gift as a bracelet.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    She obviously doesn’t like high class things so anything should be okay.

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    Numbnumb  over 4 years ago

    What the ‘H E double toothpick’ is wrong with a big box of chocolates?

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    “I think it’s gross how she drinks Maalox straight from the bottle

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    whelan_jj  over 4 years ago

    It doesn’t come gift wrapped but it can be gift wrapped.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    Nothing like a helpful sister – and that is nothing like one…

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