FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 03, 2020

Maalox? Is that somewhat similar to Old Spice?

She is blind. Maybe she doesn’t need the Maalox.

Some of the worst months of my life were spent on a temp assignment in Vehicle Registration for a particular county. And apparently my opinion wasn’t unique. The person in the cubicle next to mine would regularly chug from a big bottle of Maalox.

“Old Spice means quality”, said the captain to the bosun. “Just look for the package with the ship that sails the ocean.” Anybody THAT old? I guess the ship picture was to suggest that they were bringing in aromatic spices from around the world. Maybe they were. Maybe that was the problem.

Make or buy a simple gift as a bracelet.

She obviously doesn’t like high class things so anything should be okay.

What the ‘H E double toothpick’ is wrong with a big box of chocolates?

“I think it’s gross how she drinks Maalox straight from the bottle

It doesn’t come gift wrapped but it can be gift wrapped.

Nothing like a helpful sister – and that is nothing like one…