9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for July 28, 2020

I think even my lawn-mower’s watching me…

I think a toaster is all that’s left in that dept.

Big Brother is everywhere!

Help, the paranoids are after me.

This just out… A clapper® for Alexa.

Only $100.

https://www.cnet.com/news/alexa-echo-snooping-blocker-from-mschf-could-protect-your-privacy/

Smart purchase.

The only kind I’ll buy… if an appliance requires the internet to function then I do not want it.