Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 29, 2020

Never cared for that “theatrical” pose!!!

A dollar’s a dollar.

Man! Talk about CHEAP. Who does he think he is? A multinational freelancer who can outsource? At least pay waitstaff wages.

On a side note: I can only do the cheezy eyebrow thing with my left eyebrow. Can you do both?

You’ll get paid with lunch.

The HR department of motherhood.

It used to irk Nero Wolfe when Archie Goodwin would raise one eyebrow.

What a sport you are, Newman! A buck is barely enough for a chocolate bar nowadays.

I used to mow our local general store owners lawn for $.75, and I would promptly spend $.25 of that to buy a soda from his store when I was done…. (this was in the 70’s)

Mobile eye brows are never a good sign, unless you’re Vulcan. Then it’s cool.

We call that “Spocking” an eyebrow.

My first job working for my dad paid a 5 dollar bill for a 10 hour day, meals included

Doesn’t sound like much but this was 1975 and comic books had just went up to a whole quarter each

I was buying more comics per week than any other 13 year old I knew

You’re in a heap of trouble, Adam. Violating child labor laws and paying less than minimum wage.

“Hello, my name is Ash and I accept more cash.”