Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 28, 2020

Didn’t Breezy ever see “Raiders of the Lost Ark”? Follow Tim’s example Breezy! Close your eyes!

Come on Rip you’re letting me down. I know you have a plan get on with it.

Ghosts? Haw. Silly superstition.

Or even worse, they will be locked in a room and suffer a lifetime of “My Mother the Car” reruns.

I wonder how many goons it took to get a rope around Rip…and how many are left.

Does that mean they’re about to have a bunch of alligator ghosts?

KA-UP TO ELEVEN!

Could be worse. They could be forced to read Joey Allison Sayer’s Alley Oop for eternity. YIKES!

Just take care of the alligators with a few KA-KICKS

I’m sure the local gators are going to launch a counter-defense of sorts…

Vogon poetry…