Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 29, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    You shouldn’t have named yourself The Great Divide, either.

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    jreckard  about 4 years ago

    His next trick won over the audience when he cut pi in half.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Okay. Half-ish?

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    Joe Cooker Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Sure it is. You’ve got the big half and the little half.

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    J Quest  about 4 years ago

    Never heckle a guy with a saw…

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    jango  about 4 years ago

    Well it’s better than trying to identify dangling participles in English class

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    harry49  about 4 years ago

    how did you know her name?

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    t jacobs  about 4 years ago

    NOW WATCH ME PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    He sees the glass 50.1% empty.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 4 years ago

    Depends on whether you’re measuring by weight or volume.

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    Remember, measure twice, cut once.

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    backyardcowboy  about 4 years ago

    The beautiful lady is integral to his act.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Would you believe it’s 0.5?

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    Ah, a mathemagician, eh?

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    paullp Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He should proclaim that he will saw a woman in two. Problem solved.

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    redback  about 4 years ago

    put each part inside liquid and see how much is the displacement, but first seal each part so the blood does not dilute changing the results; that should not be a problem since the area of the cut is the same in each part, so you can use the same amount of sealant

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