Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 10, 2011

Better a sore butt than a stretched neck.

Broomie might ‘like’ spanking…

The judge is tanning the Hyde of that mister.

He might be in for more than he expects. When the judge finishes with Broomie she might turn to the judge and say, “All right, Judge your turn now”

I agree with you, Darkeforce.

I think more of Judge Judy’s litigants could use a brain.

But then they’d have to share, oldfarmhand.

I get to spank the good lookin’ ladies……………

Spanking should begin at home.

As Lewis said on the Drew Cary Show: “My Dad spanked me just once. Part way through I said, ‘Work the other cheek, it’s getting lonely.’ He never touched me again. Never talked to me much after that either…”

I agree, Newenglandah, but they also need to give the parents back the right to spank thier own kids again and give the paddles back to school principals, instead of arresting them for child abuse. Kids today know that no one can touch them and they use that to the nth degree to get away with whatever they want. A good paddling never hurt anyone. Beatings on the other hand … and I had my share of those growing up too!

Discipline is always going to be a touchy subject.

Even in the day when spanking was not only allowed, but encouraged, an out-and-out beating was considered harmful.

But the way things are trending these days, I imagine in a few years parents will be arrested for taking away the kids’ Playstation.

And now for the Bad Joke of the Day:

Here’s a man who really gets to the bottom of things!

Yes, SherlockWatson. That was a bad one. SO BAD that it was GOOD. SIR Arthur Conan Doyle could not have done better.

Judges hand by itself just won’t cut it…

You need a paddle with holes in it so the meat goes through.

WHO WANTS A SPANKER!?! SERIOUSLY!