Pickles by Brian Crane for August 10, 2020

if you wanted fairness, Earl, you should’ve been helping ’round the house with the chores in order to work up your wrist muscles

Is Opal left handed? Maybe that’s why she won.

Has she no shame?????

Live lesson : never mess with Opal !

Happy wife, happy life

Get with the program Earl and do more then feed your Pie Hole !

And why do you suppose that she does all lifting, Earl?

The fact that Earl spends most of his time on the couch might be another reason that he lost at arm wrestling.

No Roscoe again today so sad . Plus no kitty either . What is going on ?

You know you could do some of that too, Earl!

Excuses, excuses, Earl! Let’s face it, you’re OUT OF SHAPE! Soooo get in that kitchen and rattle those pots and pans, doobee doobee!

He’s learned you never arm wrestle your dominate wife with your dominate arm, statistically, that is.

When did Opal have time for arm wrestling? Seems to me, she’s always working around the house. Meanwhile, Earl . . . .

My ex-husband said it wasn’t fair that I was always winning at Bible trivia because I knew the Bible better than him. He cheated at al the other games.

I never noticed that Earl being left-handed before.

Well…you could probably have bigger muscles if you got up and did those things too.