Close to Home by John McPherson for August 30, 2020

Did Bleeb get himself locked inside the house.

It’s hopeless; he’s become a holey man.

I’m thinking he has taken the lessons of “Caddyshack” way to seriously.

Tired of the superficiality, he’s testing out his theory of “deep gardening”.

Time to play wack-a-mole.

He’s lost it!!!

Better get the doctor to check on that mole.

No Alan, there’s an easier way to kill moles….

Concentrate, Alan. Where were you the last time you remember holding them?

A little over the top social distancing.

The CIA is looking for him.

The lockdown’s gotten to him.

The kids have missed going to the beach and burying dad in the sand.

Alan said he was going to gopher a walk but he got sidetracked.

I can dig it man!

It’s just your imagination. You’re making a mountain out of a molehill.

We’ll have to dig deeper to find the root cause.

And she thought a digging dog was a pain…….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg

“Hey honey, look! I dug me a perfect hole! Well, actually I also dug them other three, … but they weren’t the PERFECT hole! This’n here is THE PERFECT hole! Hoo-wee, I worked me up a powerful thirst! Hey honey, do you think maybe you could go the fridge and grab me a beer? Also, there’s a weird little yellow alien bug looking thing staring at me from the window… can you grab the bug spray, the oven mitt, the waffle iron and the vacuum cleaner? That thing looks like it’s gonna be a mess… oh and some Febreeze, ‘cause I’m guessin’ it’s gonna stink, too! (Last Bleeb reference シ… maybe)

He’s taking his role as a gofer at work too seriously.

She was happy with him because whenever she said go for this or go for that, he always did. He’s finally snapped and is in permanent gopher mode.

What’s the problem? He just got a job as a Go fer. It’s a new economy due to the pandemic. (Anyone need a former Engineer? Call (555) – 123 – 457

Is it cool in the holes?

Months stuck in the house will do that to you.

Whacky mole!

Why do I think he looks like Eddie Munster?

He’s looking for the 19th hole.

He “gopher this, gopher that”……..