Let’s watch the replay. YES !!!!! As we suspected. Nancy swims with her bow in her hair. But, alas! Mildred swims with her glasses on, just as we suspected.
I remember my science teacher talking*, in a class about significant figures, about how silly it was that F1 races were timed to the thousandth of a second, given the duration was typically 90 minutes or so at the time. Sadly, he’d neglected two factors – a) F1 is an industry of conspicuous consumption where that degree of precision is trivially cheap compared to the cost of the bits that make them go faster, and b) the 1971 Italian Grand Prix.
Alternate joke: I hope Sluggo brought his calender.
*Shoutout to Mr. Crispin – I haven’t forgotten, sir.
My college had a mandatory swim test (don’t ask me why), and apparently I took the longest any of the test monitors had ever seen. My legs were so rubbery by the end of it that when I tried to stand up in the shallow end to get out I immediately collapsed.
Sir Marcie over 4 years ago
Watch out, Katie Ledecky!
Deleted Account2623 over 4 years ago
Basically how I swim
dcdete. over 4 years ago
As far as I can tell this may be the fastest Olympic swim time this week at the 2020 Olympics.
wesleylscott1 over 4 years ago
Let’s watch the replay. YES !!!!! As we suspected. Nancy swims with her bow in her hair. But, alas! Mildred swims with her glasses on, just as we suspected.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
I remember my science teacher talking*, in a class about significant figures, about how silly it was that F1 races were timed to the thousandth of a second, given the duration was typically 90 minutes or so at the time. Sadly, he’d neglected two factors – a) F1 is an industry of conspicuous consumption where that degree of precision is trivially cheap compared to the cost of the bits that make them go faster, and b) the 1971 Italian Grand Prix.
Alternate joke: I hope Sluggo brought his calender.
*Shoutout to Mr. Crispin – I haven’t forgotten, sir.
scpandich over 4 years ago
My college had a mandatory swim test (don’t ask me why), and apparently I took the longest any of the test monitors had ever seen. My legs were so rubbery by the end of it that when I tried to stand up in the shallow end to get out I immediately collapsed.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
I wear floaties in the bath tub.
Pipe Tobacco over 4 years ago
Sluggo is very limber. I have tried to do that foot-to-foot, knees down pose…… damn hard!
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
This is going to be a photo finish!
wesleylscott1 over 4 years ago
Splish ? Splash ? Are they swimming, or taking a bath ??? ( Thanks to Bobby Darin for comment inspiration.)