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As a kid, my sisters and I used to eat chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. My mom didn’t have the education in her background to know that this wasn’t good. I once asked the dentist we had if it were OK to do this and he said it was OK. This same dentist declined to clean my mom’s teeth of the tartar that had built up over years and she wound up losing all of them. All of my teeth have fillings and I lost 2 of them.
When I was a kid, one of the Regional staples of Breakfast was Biscuits and “Chocolate Gravy”. My Grandmother and several Aunts on both sides of the Family served it every morning.
He’s not wrong . . . . “Mom, can I have a piece of chocolate cake for breakfast?”“No, that’s not a breakfast food – eat your chocolate frosted doughnut!”
Breakfast is neither cultural nor an agreement. In most places it’s just brainwashing. Remember, you can eat anything you want for breakfast (or lunch or dinner or supper).
As others have stated, it really doesn’t matter what you eat for breakfast (unless you’re health conscious or have dietary restrictions). Whether it’s candy or donuts, bacon or a hot dog…what’s the difference??
FreihEitner Premium Member over 4 years ago
Too true!
eromlig over 4 years ago
“Life is uncertain…”
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
“Life is just a bowl of cherries,” but breakfast is eggs: any way you want to wear them.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
♩the beer i had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so i had one more for dessert…
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never marry a cultural anthropologist!
A Common 'tator over 4 years ago
The difference between a good old British fry-up breakfast and a European croissant or cake and coffee
jel354 over 4 years ago
A sweet way to handle the most important meal of the day.
davanden over 4 years ago
Hence the popularity of cold pizza.
Michael G. over 4 years ago
I’m awake! Keep your hands and feet away from my mouth!
pathamil over 4 years ago
♫ Dad is Great!
He give us the chocolate cake! ♫
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
As a kid, my sisters and I used to eat chocolate chip cookies for breakfast. My mom didn’t have the education in her background to know that this wasn’t good. I once asked the dentist we had if it were OK to do this and he said it was OK. This same dentist declined to clean my mom’s teeth of the tartar that had built up over years and she wound up losing all of them. All of my teeth have fillings and I lost 2 of them.
COL Crash over 4 years ago
When I was a kid, one of the Regional staples of Breakfast was Biscuits and “Chocolate Gravy”. My Grandmother and several Aunts on both sides of the Family served it every morning.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
You don’t want to know what the Japanese call breakfast!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 4 years ago
An even EASIER form of “Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs”!!!! Calvin would approve. :)
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bring back the beefsteak, boiled potatoes, and griddle cakes.
drodr05 over 4 years ago
Gee… thanks, Dad. Chocolate flavored High Fructus Corn Syrup. Me and my Diabetes and Clogged Arteries, thank you.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
Personally, I prefer a breakSLOW.
Schaller Handmade Knives over 4 years ago
He’s not wrong . . . . “Mom, can I have a piece of chocolate cake for breakfast?”“No, that’s not a breakfast food – eat your chocolate frosted doughnut!”
A doughnut is just deep-fried cake.
Cactus-Pete over 4 years ago
Breakfast is neither cultural nor an agreement. In most places it’s just brainwashing. Remember, you can eat anything you want for breakfast (or lunch or dinner or supper).
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 4 years ago
As others have stated, it really doesn’t matter what you eat for breakfast (unless you’re health conscious or have dietary restrictions). Whether it’s candy or donuts, bacon or a hot dog…what’s the difference??