Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 05, 2020

Ah, Nutz!

You two try to keep the noise down while cleaning. One of the guest is sleeping off a acorn hangover.

It’s worse now that they’ve run out of cap space.

It’s just NUTS trying to deal with all this.

I’m sure they are recyclable.

I’ve got hazel nut trees overhanging my driveway. Cracked nut shells everywhere.

This is why you never agree to be the host. Always attend parties as a guest.

Ah! Sweet memories, the smell of cigarette smoke, stale beer, and cheap perfume.

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur could probably use those!

that’s just nuts

One too many night caps.

That last night cap did them in…To top it off…

Looks like a high-cap operation.

Poor guy’s shell-shocked

Give them to my two-year-old nephew. He collects acorn caps.

Offer them on Ebay as wooden hats

But they make such nice hats!

Too much a-corn liquor.

that guy in the back, snoozing, holding on to his acorn for dear life is soooooo cute!

My backyard. I am serious. When I moved in many years ago I had a fig tree and a redwood tree. Squirrels lived in the redwood. They literally planted several scrub oaks so they wouldn’t have to leave the yard to eat, and I thought they were so cute I let them get away with it!