Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 07, 2011

Jeff’s pretty young to have a big bald spot in the center of his head.

This is as exciting as a rerun of “Dharma and Greg.” Wait. I never watched it.

What is Dharma up to? Greg is Hotch on Criminal Minds. Jeff is out of his league in the intellectual department. The car in P1 has a nasty key scratch.

Yeah Al-Jo you wish kids would care about the important things like “Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll” besides the free love thing.

I think the plot should start to revolve more around the mysterious Floating Toupee of Death in P3.

When does the school board come out blazing?

Al-Jo’s mother pretends she’s a hippie, but she’s actually at a Tea Party party today.

Is her mom at a tea party or gettin teabagged?

Is her mom at a tea party or getting tea bagged?

I like Al-Jo, and hope good things happen for her. Terrific teen!

The hippie activist will get the other kids interested in important things when the school board cuts come out.

Any one notice the Mystery Science Theater 3000 license plate in P1?

In P2 they either found the world’s smallest table to sit at or she’s sitting on his knees.

Somehow I was led to believe that this was about sports. Oh, and by the way…where are the Thorp kids?

All right, MST3K sighting on the license plate! I commend Mr. Whigham for throwing that little Easter egg in there.