Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for February 07, 2022

He know what going bald is like.

I’m going on 63 and not a gray hair on my head. Mama was the same, her hair was never dyed and was black all her life. She gave me the looking young gene too, you’d have thought she was in her 60’s when she was 80

Forget about the sign. The truth is that you are wearing out.

There is more gray and silver in my hair all the time, but its all there and grows fast and thick

I would rather have gray hair than none at all.

Embrace the silver!

Hey! I’ve earned every single one of mine…

And that, officer, is when I hit him with the shovel.

An overpowered red convertible and too many gold chains around your neck should do it.

I’m skipping the gray and going straight to white!

Just let nature take its course. Simple and easier on the blood pressure