Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 06, 2020

Awake in the wee hours of the morning.

It’s all in knowing the mechanics of your target. :-)

Depends on the condition you’re in.

And if it used its claws, it is just a question of where the claws landed.

BOOOP BOOOP deee dooooo

And if he ever figures out that it was the cat, itcould be a cat egory.

Reason number 50 why I am Glad I am Not a Girl: I’ve never had my unborn child stomp on my bladder in the middle of the night.

I can relate to this.

Fur crying out loud! (entertaining sequence).

It’s time to play “find the sensitive body parts on the human”!

I hope mine never read today’s strip. Then again, they don’t have to.

My chihuahua knows how to do this. 7:31 every weekend morning.

At least they didn’t resort to hocking up a hairball.

I’ll jump right on it!

So similar to Simon’s Cat! Check it out on YouTube.

Cats instinctively know where the bladder is; I’ve seen them disassemble a mouse and leave only the bladder.

Congratulations, Mark! This is one of the very, very rare ’toons that actually caused me to “laugh out lout”….

My cat jumps and lands right on my bladder first thing in the morning. Very talented indeed. I can relate.

My cat is very careful not to do that. He is most kind.

That too!!

Impressive technique, and accuracy, on those boops. Made me chuckle.

My wife’s cat used to sit on my face when he wanted me up, or put his paws on my nose. Used to drive me nuts. Then one day he passed, and I actually missed it.