Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 04, 2020

That’s just creepy.

Know why mermaids wear seashells? Because the beeshells are too small, and the d-shells are too big?

This entire gag smells a bit fishy, Dan!

Dan has been day dreaming on his boat in the hot sun.

This is why we have a detritus food chain.

And that’s how Surströmming is made.

I haven’t read the story, but in the movie her tail split into legs.

She’s lizard?