FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 30, 2020

No, you sedate the kids, not yourself.

If I had that many candles lit at once, I think their scents would give me a headache (and they would torch my apartment).

Saves on heating bills…

It’s like fighting fire with fire.

Like rockets, candles gives you toluene, alkanes and alkenes, as well as some ketones and aldehydes. Blast off.

Unless half of those candles are soy and the other half battery powered those can’t be safe to have in the house.

Totally agree, rocketry is an outside hobby, much like bagpipes.

Isn’t it “Take your son to work” month?

Check out Roger rockin’ the fedora! I would have figured him for more of the trilby sort.

the ratio of one to one thousand comes to mind, Still not enough though…..

I remember as a kid doing rocket launches outside – and ran into the situation where my friend and I nearly got hit by a car as we were chasing our rocket that got caught in a bit of wind on the way down. Inside might be safer …

First I thought Jason had set up the candles so Andy would be more pliable. And he’d have easy access to a light for the rockets.

Not enough more candles.

Battle of the fire hazards.

Was this Roger’s Don Draper phase?

Carbon monoxide is very relaxing.