Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 08, 2020

They’re just on a “fishing” expedition.

And some guy named Ranger Smith wants a word with you — he sounds angry.

He had the job of a lifetime at the Blisshaven preschool petting zoo until the incident.

Speaking of woods, where’s the bathroom?

Those salmonslaughter charges are hard to handle!

Their charges sound fishy and on a scale of one to ten I think I can get you off the hook.

There’s something fishy about this. Them fish ain’t got no rights to file lawsuits!

“And then there’s the environmental group with the court injunction ordering you to stop doing … you know … that thing you do in the woods.”

Fish gotta swim, bears gotta eat…..

Since fish have no legs, they couldn’t possibly have standing

Everybody’s after me. What about that blonde who broke into my house and ate my kid’s porridge?

A fish-slapping bear! Alert Alice!!

I wonder how she got the manslaughter charges dropped. Self defense would be difficult to prove since bears usually eat what they kill.

At first I thought that was a giant rat.

He got off because he is a Chicago Bear and Kim Foxx won’t prosecute.