The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 21, 2020

Oy!

They may leave a little more than just the water.

Seriously? Everyone knows the best broth is simmered overnight.

Beef stock. I hope that’s not the way they make it.

Oxtail soup?

The owner of this brothel is quite the tricksteer.

the broth-el has a sign out in front that says moo if you’re horny…

I think we have a couple of bum steers here. Or possiby steer bums.

So that’s how they make Bullon.

That’s a lot of bull!

Uh on. Run!

At Cattle Carousing Broth polyamory is their stock and trade.

…and don’t pee in the pool!

I thought it would be Sous-Vide.

So, that’s how they turn the trick!

They have their own Jacuzzi jets. Problem is, they exhaust methane.

I can’t help but wonder: would vegans still object to ingesting anything made with that water?

I’d give them hot tub access “until the cows come home.”

Comes with a self flatulating Jacuzzi.

Next door to the Marinate Motel.

Are we making beef broth here?

Well, they are getting screwed.

Lots of stroking going on. A happy bull is a productive bull. Our Wisconsin livestock breeders know-how prevents being gored at first.

“This hot tub makes me horny.” “Me too”. “This doesn’t mean that we’re not beefy males, does it?”