Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 27, 2020

Stop complaining, Susie. You get a show with your meal.

Lord help us if Calvin becomes a surgeon.

Then stop sitting next to him, Susie.

You have a lot to work on him , Susie .

For that kind of imagination – Calvin should be on HBO.

One of my favorites even though it’s not all that showy.

What was that? An appledicitis?

Zombie Doctor from Garfield?

Susie gets a unique experience that builds character.

Is this about a worm?

If a doctor has to tell you to “stop thrashing” you know things aren’t going well.

That’s on you for choosing to sit with Calvin.

I’d have enjoyed this kind of show before, during or after a meal…be a sport, Susie! Change your mindset from “upsetting” to “appetizing”. :D

“Why didn’t you finish your lunch, Susie? I couldn’t…Calvin ruined it for me again!”

A mind is a terrible thing to waste, but some times a terrible mind is a waste of time.

an apple a day..

Comedy gold right there.

That boy needs a smack upside the head.

An imaginative way of playing with your food.

Kind of reminds me of the worms sitting around a campfire telling horror stories involving candy apples in a cartoon yesterday.

When I’m eating, I don’t play with my food, but I sometimes play with myself.

On the contrary. Very entertaining lunch with Calvin.

I truly feel sorry for all involved. He sounds rather ADHD and could really use so help focusing. I know that is a hard decision for the parents but the school should push for the testing and then he could get some training on how to focus.

This is tame compared to some of his lunches. Remember the “ thermos full of phlegm?

Was it the Adam’s apple?

funny how Calvin is tormented by the bully, yet doesn’t mind tormenting little Suzie. Just like Lindsey and Ted.

lunch SHOULDN’T be like that, but with calvin what do u expect?? normalcy??

Calvin has such a lively imagination!

It’s why I prefer to eat alone. I always dine alone in restaurants.

Actually that’s a lie. I dine with at least 2 other people which is me, myself and I.

xxx

This is just as good as the old stuff Bill Waterson has done! Good job and welcome back! I feel like Im 10 years old again reading these!

The show and tell lessons may not be that interesting during lunch time when Calvin is around. But he makes for a darling companion for lunch.

for some reason when something gets removed like that it gives me satisfaction and relief too like if I get a splinter out or something like that lol idk why