Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for September 05, 2020

woah…

Everyone knows that they fart out sand. The rocks get pooped out. (Speaking of which, I kinda got pooped out just reading all these comics. Wallace is my last of the day. See ya tomorrow, kiddies!)

Like pearls to oysters.

Don’t ask where oysters come from…

Spud, take everything Wallace says with a grain of.. sea salt!

Fart Rocks! Somebody needs to get a trademark for the next candy rage before Big Corp smells a winner because, as we know, the one who smelt it….

Gullible – and it’s not the gull. Save the beach glass!

Spud now has a new phobia.

Where i live we have more Agate than beach glass.

So it’s petrified mermaid spit

Beach glass is now rare on the southern shore of Lake Michigan. Guess plastic bottles put paid to that. Or fewer mermaids in the Lake?

I did not know beach glass was a thing.

I would pay good money for rocks that a mermaid farted out! Anybody know where I can get some?

Will has been on fire lately.

Is he taking those banned talent-enhancing pills again?

Those black rocks.. are really lumps of tar.. congealed pollution.

Lots of mermaids around glass beach near Fort Bragg Califonia

Mermaid ambergris? It actually comes from when someone sends out a message-in-a-bottle and the message is “Send more bottles.” :)

I think the mermaid from yesterday and today looks a bit like Wallace’s mom. Could she be a selkie? Selkies are Scottish, and she does love the sea, you know….