Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 21, 2020

Now Tarzan is killing by proxy.

I’ve had a buffalo burger. Not bad at all and, boy, is that ever lean. Very healthy meat (although not too healthy for the buffalo that ends up between two buns).

“See dude, that’s how you should shoot them, from the side, not from behind…”

Two days ago, Pomeroy was holding the gun. Today, Tarzan hands him the gun. A continuity error?

Now Pomeroy has never hunted before and needs lessons? He seemed to know his way with guns.

Tarzan: Gun? Ha! Real men do it with a knife. Here, hold my beer.

The way that bull looks, it could be A UP 4-8-8-4 “Big Boy”!

Tarzan, you jungle killer of animals!

Tarzan: And after you shoot him and we eat, we’ll go find us a hidden treasure mine!

Nice job, Tarzan! Actually helping this fat porky-piggy killer with his slaughter is shocking, you should have gutted him long ago. He surely will turn his rifle on you soon……. Cape Buffalo Lives Matter!

save me the tongue!