La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for May 07, 2011
May 06, 2011
May 08, 2011
Transcript:
Bug Blog by Cuco Rocha Terror Alert Revamp The Department of Homeland Security has designed a new terror alert system with only two threat categories: "Mexican" and "Muslim."
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Thank God they dropped longhaired, hippie type pinko fags.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Just need one more category…
Everyone elsecdward over 13 years ago
White militias scare me….
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
what would the terror alert be if they happened upon a Muslim Mexican?
and
wasn’t there a white militia that came to power in the thirties somewhere in Europe?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
I remember you back in ‘Frisco in ‘68, and you WERE doing drugs. I should know; you bogarted that joint I passed over to you. and, I know it was you because you didn’t button your shirt up one time and I saw your bright red ‘S’
Habogee over 13 years ago
We weren’t terrorists, but we were subversive.
Trebor39 over 13 years ago
Before the hippies there were the beatniks.
kezia over 13 years ago
You forgot environmental and animal activists (terror color-coded green).
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
The hippie commie pinkos weren’t terrorists until 40 years later.. (or about 15 years after Obama started pallin’ around with them).
Otherwise, I think Lalo tossed a wild pitch today, currently the ‘sane’ party is in charge of the terror alert redesign. Could be Cuco is just reading that off Michelle Malkin’s blog?
k_e_w1 over 13 years ago
HA! Are they also switching from “Red” & “Orange” threat levels to 2 different paper bags?