Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for August 24, 2020

Not funny Eric and Bill.

They’re trying to establish absurd immunity. Still dumb as rocks though.

Same people who drank bleach.

Recycled from an old underwear joke

Bottomliners: 1. People who only care about the bottom line. 2. People treated by the first group as if they might as well be used to line the bottom of a birdcage.

I have worn my wife’s mask when I got to the store and couldn’t find mine

We share everything, if one of us gets it we both will

I wouldn’t even touch anyone else’s mask

Lopez: " Ah boss, I don’t swing that way!"

He’s gotta be somewhere in trump’s gene pool.